Art by Dick Giordano from the story “The Proposal” in FIRST KISS #31, April 1963.
Transcript:
Scene: Male dentist talking to a woman patient.
DENTIST: You need a crown!
WOMAN PATIENT (thinks): Finally! A man who treats me like a princess!
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman & John Lustig
31.3.3.2
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Transcript:
Scene: Male dentist talking to a woman patient.
DENTIST: You need a crown!
WOMAN PATIENT (thinks): Finally! A man who treats me like a princess!
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman & John Lustig
31.3.3.2
Scene: Male dentist talking to a woman patient.
DENTIST: You need a crown!
WOMAN PATIENT (thinks): Finally! A man who treats me like a princess!
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman & John Lustig
31.3.3.2
“And she comes to see me every six months…
…It takes that long to get the taste out of her mouth.”
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…It takes that long for her chiropractor to get her spine readjusted.”
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…Which is why I’m sleeping with you every week.”
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…Oh wait. I said ‘see’ instead of ‘spank’.”
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…I keep telling her I’m a pastry chef and not a dentist. But she’s not the poofiest souffle in the oven.”
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…And just like you, we haven’t figured out why she has albino arms either.”
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…Anyway, now that I’ve aroused you with tales of how I schedule my other patients, let’s get to the ol’ rinse and spit, shall we?”
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…So when she says I’m her ‘BiAnnual Commitment’, she’s referring to her office visits and not my attraction to other men.”
Boy, I prefer those old dentist chairs instead of the more recent ones where you’re hanging head-down.
Saying this without judgement, acknowledging your right as a fellow human to live your life your way:
That might not be a dentist.
Is that the ever beautiful “Pineapple Princess”? (let’s see if you’re old enough to remember THAT reference.) 🙂
Theoretically, I’m old enough, but I had to look the reference up. Apparently I missed most of Annette’s nonDisney movies. She was a cutie, though!!!