Happy International Women’s Day!
Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Heartbreaker” in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man and woman talking in a car parked in the woods.
MAN: Sure! I like women! There’s, uh…Mom! She’s a woman…I think!
1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
12.3.2.3
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SCENE: Man and woman talking in a car parked in the woods.
MAN: Sure! I like women! There’s, uh…Mom! She’s a woman...I think!
1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
12.3.2.3
MAN: Sure! I like women! There’s, uh…Mom! She’s a woman...I think!
1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
12.3.2.3
“Gosh, Jill. Something happens to me when I’m close to you!..
…At first I thought it was jock itch. But none of the creams I usually use seem to work.”
…It’s the same kind of feeling I get when I see a tube sock, and I’m really, really lonely…”
…I hear the voices. The ones that tell me what fun it would be to burn things…”
…So I’d appreciate it if you’d get out of the car so it will stop.”
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“Sh-sh! Just kiss me Tom!..
…If I don’t kiss a frog before midnight, my Fairy Godmother will turn me back into the Prince.”
…Given the choice between having your tongue in my mouth or actually having a conversation with you, I’d rather find out what you had for dinner.”
…I have a strong sexual attraction for guys that look like Don Knotts. And you’ve got me hotter than a screening of The Ghost and Mr. Chicken!”
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Frankly, it looks like one of those “Aunt takes Nephews Virginity” scenarios so popular on some risque web sites.
“Gosh, Jill. Something happens to me when I’m close to you!..
..I keep smelling this weird odor!
..maybe it has something to do with that syringe you just jabbed me with!
..I keep wanting to check and see if my wallet’s been stolen!
..I just want to get away from you!
..I get this irresistible urge to act like Don Knotts!
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“Sh-sh! Just kiss me Tom!..
..I lost a filling earlier and I need your help finding it!
..I need your opinion on if my breath really is as rank as people say.
..I figure if we’re “locking lips” at least I won’t have to look at you…
..and while you’re distracted, I’ll be picking your pocket.
BTW, the latest Last Kiss isn’t showing up on gocomics.
I know. I’m sorry I couldn’t reply sooner. I made a mistake when I loaded this comic onto the GoComics FTP site.
(I gave the image the wrong code date. I couldn’t fix it because I was away for a few days and my iPad didn’t have any FTP software that would allow me to fix it.)
It’s since been uploaded to GoComics with another date.
By the way, when I got back, I accidentally ran two comics here on March 13. (I’m holding back one of those comics and will run it this fall on GoComics.) Yeesh!