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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on October 26, 2017 at 11:11 pm

   “Hey! You’re right! If I look through this ear, I can see the wall behind you at the other end!”
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   “Sir…the Apple Brown Betty doesn’t come with this menu.”
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   Back in the day, you really got your money’s worth flying first class.
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   “Oh I was just checking to see if there was room in your overhead compartment. There’s not, so I’ll have to put my package under the seat in front of me.”
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   “Wait! If you’re here groping me…then who’s flying the plane?!”
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   Another stewardess is hijacked and taken to Cuba.
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   From the Pan Am Stewardess training film, ‘When Weinstein Attacks’.

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   Dave Dell on October 27, 2017 at 4:03 am

   Rail travel was different in the mid 50’s that’s for sure.

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     fine jams and jellies since 1982 on October 27, 2017 at 8:16 am

     You know, I was wondering if this was supposed to be a train or bus of some kind. Thanks.

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       Dave Dell on October 28, 2017 at 8:12 am

       I appreciate your shotgun approach to funny comments. Are you a professional gag writer or just a talented hobbyist?

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         fine jams and jellies since 1982 on October 28, 2017 at 12:40 pm

         Thanks. I guess hobbyist. Mostly when I get insomnia, I get snarky. And I try to fall asleep by coming up with one liners.

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           John on October 28, 2017 at 1:02 pm

           I don’t comment on the comments often, but I really enjoy seeing what you come up with, Jam. Some funny stuff.

           And, Dave, same for you!