Okay, Last Kiss fans, what is The Thinker really thinking? Post your idea in a comment below!
Transcript:
SCENE: We see Auguste Rodin’s statue The Thinker thinking.
THE THINKER: I think I’m ____* Therefore…I am!
CAPTION: Fill in the blank:
*Happy as a clam in chowder! (Is that too
shellfish of me?)
*Always hard as a rock! (Time to call a doctor!)
*Unarmed by my love for the Venus De Milo!
*So freaking constipated!
*(Or…something so weird only a Last Kiss fan would suggest it!)
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SCENE: We see Auguste Rodin's statue The Thinker thinking.
THE THINKER: I think I'm ____* Therefore...I am!
CAPTION: Fill in the blank:
*Happy as a clam in chowder! (Is that too
shellfish of me?)
*Always hard as a rock! (Time to call a doctor!)
*Unarmed by my love for the Venus De Milo!
*So freaking constipated!
*(Or...something so weird only a Last Kiss fan would suggest it!)
THE THINKER: I think I'm ____* Therefore...I am!
CAPTION: Fill in the blank:
*Happy as a clam in chowder! (Is that too
shellfish of me?)
*Always hard as a rock! (Time to call a doctor!)
*Unarmed by my love for the Venus De Milo!
*So freaking constipated!
*(Or...something so weird only a Last Kiss fan would suggest it!)
.. a fool for forgetting to buy more Charmin….
I pity the fool who forgets TP. (Or even forgets Mr. T.)
omg, I think I forgot my clothes!
Envious…
catching a freakin’ cold out here
through with skinny dipping
Stoned. That was some orgy last night!
He was the cornerstone of the party!
Really holding in more than a fart!
…going to fart in that guy’s soup…
…really gonna put the “Surprise!” in Bob’s surprise party…
…going to finally reveal “where the beef” actually is…
(Sorry for the belated 80’s reference)
No problem. I’ve got plenty of 80s memories to go with them.
…going to have to admit to myself that this “leave a butt-print” prank has gone horribly wrong and tell someone I’ve been sitting naked in the quick dry cement a little too long…
Well, at least he knows how to leave a good impression!
Thanks! That’s the best laugh I’ve had in a long time! By the way, do you know what happened to Fine Jams and Jellies? Haven’t heard from him in a while.
Jams (or as I usually call him “Jam”) is back. Check out the next comic (8/7): https://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/three-stories-down-one-ending/