Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #20, May 1961. Published by Charlton. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.
Transcript:
SCENE: A man and a woman–although hard to see because it’s so dark–are driving at a great speed down a country road. A police car with siren wailing is in pursuit in the other lane of the two-lane road and has almost pulled up even with the other car.
POLICE SIREN: ARRRRR
MAN: See? I was right! Sex at 100 MPH is more exciting!
WOMAN: Cool! We’re getting a police escort!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Stuck in Traffic: John Lustig
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SCENE: A man and a woman--although hard to see because it's so dark--are driving at a great speed down a country road. A police car with siren wailing is in pursuit in the other lane of the two-lane road and has almost pulled up even with the other car.
POLICE SIREN: ARRRRR
MAN: See? I was right! Sex at 100 MPH is more exciting!
WOMAN: Cool! We’re getting a police escort!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Stuck in Traffic: John Lustig
DJP.lk118
POLICE SIREN: ARRRRR
MAN: See? I was right! Sex at 100 MPH is more exciting!
WOMAN: Cool! We’re getting a police escort!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Stuck in Traffic: John Lustig
DJP.lk118
A police escort!? Is that like a police prostitute!?
Depends on the state and local statues.
I wanted to be a police prostitute, but I could never wear the official police prostitute badge without sticking myself.
Sounds like you were in a sticky situation!
Sorry. I’ll see myself out…
I can see it clearly in the old version, but the new version looks like they’ve hit the end of the road and are about to barrel at top speed into the jungle.
I don’t know about a jungle, but I’m pretty sure they’re bound to hit something soon!