3 Comments

1. 

   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on December 27, 2020 at 9:42 pm

   So it’s like a Last Kiss Fun Page huh?

   >Quick Kids! How many plot holes can you spot in this picture? Hint: You’ll need a calculator.

   >Glory Forbes pushes off the top of the ski slope at 1:00 PM at a speed of 10 meters a minute. The slope is a kilometer long with an average of 2 other skiers per 100 meters. By what time will everyone on the ski slope have realized that Glory isn’t wearing a sports bra?

   >It’s a Last Kiss Mad Lib! Fill in the blanks for your own snarky fun:

   What with the ________ in the air, things haven’t been so _______ for
   Miss Glory Forbes. In fact, she’s been going _______ for ________-but
   never on _________!

   >Quiz Time!

   1) Icicle Lodge it THE lodge for THE people. ‘The’ People are:
   A) The Keebler Elves
   B) The voices that live in John Lustig’s head
   C) The voices that live in John Lustig’s mustache
   D) Pudgy older men in speedos

   2) The red streaks on the snow in the original are:
   A) The result of the colorist’s two martini lunch
   B) Blood from all the people Glory has run over that’s stuck
   on the bottom of her ski
   C) Crayon streaks left from the 6 year old who originally owned
   the comic this was scanned from
   D) A very misguided attempt to add ‘texture’

   3) What’s causing the avalanche in the upper left hand corner?
   A) A desperate attempt to cover up an ink stain on the art page
   B) Somebody having Popeye’s chicken for lunch
   C) Who cares? Did you know Glory isn’t wearing a sports bra?

   Reply
2. 

   interventor on December 28, 2020 at 5:40 am

   Nice to know she has experience going down.

   Reply
3. 

   Calvins Brother on December 28, 2020 at 8:20 am

   Is that a Karma Sutra position?

   Reply