More Last Kiss fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Murphy Anderson from the story “All Aboard for the Moon” in Rangers Comics #64, April 1952. (Fiction House.)
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SCENE: Three male scientists are working in a lab. One is looking through a microscope. One is carrying some beakers in the background. The scientist in the foreground is holding a test tube.
MAN: This is the biggest breakthrough in romance chemistry since Love Potion #9!
MAN: Sugar-Free Love Potion #9!
MAN: All the passion, fewer calories!
MAN: And we’re on the verge of creating Sugar-Free Love Potion #9 Wild Cherry…
MAN: ...and Super-Free Love Potion #9 Mango Madness!
1952 Art: Murphy Anderson Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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MAN: This is the biggest breakthrough in romance chemistry since Love Potion #9!
MAN: Sugar-Free Love Potion #9!
MAN: All the passion, fewer calories!
MAN: And we’re on the verge of creating Sugar-Free Love Potion #9 Wild Cherry…
MAN: ...and Super-Free Love Potion #9 Mango Madness!
1952 Art: Murphy Anderson Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
djp.LK730
No matter how closely he studied it, Clark wasn’t able to see anything vaguely nautical in this so called “semen” sample…
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“Hey. I just want to ask. Do any of us have the foggiest idea about what we’re doing with all this science-y stuff? No? Good. I was afraid it was just me.”
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Cutting edge lab equipment?..17,000,000.00
Developing a rocket to the moon?..25,000,000,000.00
Sending Clark and his insufferably perfect hair on a one way trip to Mars?…Priceless
For everything else there’s MasterCard.
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Dr. Bald uttered an excited cry and looked up from his microscope. “I just found Waldo!”
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Dialogue for the Blonde Guy in the back:
“Excuse me Dr. Bald. Clark. I’ve brought the toasters you wanted.”
“Say Clark! You’re lookin’ mighty cute in that smock….”
“Gentlemen. I know you’ve been working night and day on this project. And I want to let you know I’ve been banging your wives while you did. So keep up the good work. Cos I know I will.”
“I know we’re all dedicated to crafting the perfect dildo. But come on men! You’ve got to take a break!”
“Comrades-er-Friends! It is I! Vlad-er-Vlad Jones! Your typical American co-worker! You should all take a break! Da! Go have brewskis and ogle the typical big breasted American women! Just leave all the top secret research documents with me for putting up!”
So remember Jack! Every time you ogle a pair of big breasts, a Commie makes it to the moon! Keep those eyes on the test tubes for good ol’ Uncle Sam!
Dang failed again, I want the secret formula for KFC Chicken but I keep coming up with the secret formula for Cherry Coke !
Next step — Zero Sugar Love Potion #9.
What? No Lemon-Lime?
What’s on the slide is looking back at you. He’s been looking at the same slide for hours now…
https://imgur.com/these-butts-have-eyes-Xsa5fwh