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   Fine jams and jellies since 1982 on May 13, 2018 at 11:37 pm

   “Well, you never smelled this bad before Terry.”
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   “What?! I can’t hear you! They’re playing this symphony of love too loud!”
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   “Well, you never had so much spinach stuck in your teeth before Terry.”
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   “Well, yeah. But this time we’re sober.”
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   “Well Terry. Then I’ll just say it. I’m pregnant. And the baby isn’t yours.”
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   “Well Terry. The leprechaun who lives in my pants and tells me to steal things says we can’t date anymore.”

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   pbarnrob on May 14, 2018 at 11:48 pm

   Sign over the bar:

   If You’re Drinking to Forget,
   Please Pay First

   (was that at Callahan’s Place?) I forget…

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