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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on January 14, 2020 at 8:20 pm

   “So, I had Roy to help me emerge into the world I lived in, the world Dad and I had avoided for so many years! And I found much that was good in it…

   …like cannibalism!”
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   …like cross dressing and dancing with a guy who thinks I’m a blond nympho!”
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   …like penises! Wonderful, wonderful penises!”
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   …like mossy, orange clouds that float over head and rain down transparent bubbles that only I can see!”
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   …like staring at your dance partner’s forehead and wondering ‘Is that a zit? No. Maybe a really angry looking mole?'”
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   …like crushing your enemies. Seeing them driven before you. And hearing the lamentations of their women.”
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   …especially if somebody else is paying for it!”

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     John on January 14, 2020 at 9:12 pm

     Jams, I think the one that made me laugh hardest was “…like penises! Wonderful, wonderful penises!”

     Nicely done–as always.

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   Dave Dell on January 15, 2020 at 4:34 am

   Helmet hair. I rmember helmet hair. Thankfully, most women grew out of it Now my wife uses hairspray to kill spiders.

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     John on January 15, 2020 at 9:48 am

     Killing spiders is the best use for hairspray—ever!

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   Rex on January 15, 2020 at 5:23 am

   I like her grasp of what’s important.
   (“Grasp”. Get it?)

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