Today is International Kissing Day. So I hope you enjoy a French kiss today.
(Or an Italian kiss. Or an Ethiopian kiss. Or…whatever!)
Original Vintage Art & Text
Artist unknown. From the story “The Queen of the Killers” in Crimes by Women #14, Aug. 1950. Published by Fox Feature Syndicate. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.
Transcript:
SCENE: Two men talking. One appears to be a police officer. The other is smoking a pipe.
COP: But…surely some women must enjoy sex!
OTHER MAN: Not the ones I date!
1950 Art: Artist Unknown
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ Transcript
SCENE: Two men talking. One appears to be a police officer. The other is smoking a pipe.
COP: But…surely some women must enjoy sex!
OTHER MAN: Not the ones I date!
1950 Art: Artist Unknown
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2015 Last Kiss Inc.
DJP.lk239
COP: But…surely some women must enjoy sex!
OTHER MAN: Not the ones I date!
1950 Art: Artist Unknown
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2015 Last Kiss Inc.
DJP.lk239
“Well I have a plan that might work and I’m willing to volunteer to see it through. Here is what we do…
…First I shave my legs and find those leather thigh high boots I used to wear during my “Hey sailor, sailor! I gotta pay for college” days. Next…”
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…We get drunk. We get so drunk that your wife starts looking hot. And you know that requires a level of $&!%facedness that would land most men in the emergency room.”
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…First, we decide to stop caring about the problem. And then, we stop caring about the problem.”
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…We find some hookers. I hadn’t really thought much about what to do after that. But as long as we have some hookers, I’m sure something will come up.”
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Sounds like solid planning to me, jams. (Brilliant and wonderfully loony as always!)
“… as long as we have some hookers, I’m sure something will come up.”
Has nothing to do with the leather, eh!? Really, you can tell us!!
“Not the ones I date.”, brings to mind the most sexist joke I know.
Why do men achieve orgasm before women?
Who cares.
“Not the ones I date. And I make DAMN sure of that!”
“Ok, you hike the ball, go to the second car and fake a right. Then go left and I’ll hit you with a long one.”