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   fine jams and Jellies since 1982 on March 14, 2021 at 10:34 pm

   “And since Lou is hung like a church mouse, we’re a perfect combination!”
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   “Mirror Mirror on the wall…who’s the poorest of them all?

   “You. You’re so poor, you can’t afford to change your mind!

   You. You’re so poor, you found a box of Ziploc sandwich baggies and told your kids, “At last! We’ve got shoes!”

   You. You’re so poor, you can’t go dumpster diving except when the trashman offers double coupon days!

   You. You’re so poor, you can’t pay attention!”

   “What was that? My mind was wandering.”

   “Exactly!”
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   “It’s a good thing Lou likes girls who are easy!”
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   Happy Lose-An-Hour-Of-Sleep-Day!

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     John on March 19, 2021 at 12:56 pm

     I must be poor too–because I never change my mind about how very, very funny your jokes are, jams. Thanks again!

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   PKM on March 15, 2021 at 12:14 pm

   … and to continue on from where Jams left off …

   You, you’re so poor you can’t afford to spend the night!

   (By the way, the first one was really funny, Jams, you never cease to get me laughing!)

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     fine jams and jellies since 1982 on March 18, 2021 at 9:54 pm

     Thanks. You, Dave, Rex and everyone do the same for me.

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     John on March 19, 2021 at 1:00 pm

     Love it. Thanks, PKM.

     I had an editor who used to sign every missive to me: “Don’t ever change.” And yet, the publisher only paid me in spare change.

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