Obviously, this woman is delusional. Nobody Googles more than Santa. He Googles while you’re sleeping. He Goggles while you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been on porn sites. So read Last Kiss instead for goodness sake!
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WOMAN SMILING WITH HER EYES CLOSED: I’m good...as long as Santa doesn’t Google me!
If you’re good, you might get a kiss!
What do I want for Christmas? Santa’s Naughty list for the Greater New York Area.
Or a job helping Santa monitor the naughties…