I had a cat who used to do this—every Christmas. <Sigh> Sometimes several times a Christmas—fortunately never when we had presents under the tree.
Thanks and many helpings of eggnog to my pal Mike Pascale for revamping Diego’s art to give it a Christmas theme!
Artist unknown. From the story “Chip on Her Shoulder” in Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman looking at a cat who is wearing a Santa hat. Behind them is a Christmas tree.
WOMAN: Ugh! You peed under the tree–again!
CAT (thinking): It’s my favorite Christmas tradition!
1954 Artist Unknown Recreation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Feline Fashion & Eggnog Expert: Mike Pascale
DJP.lk54Xmas_MP
Artist unknown. From the story “Chip on Her Shoulder” in Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.
↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman looking at a cat who is wearing a Santa hat. Behind them is a Christmas tree.
WOMAN: Ugh! You peed under the tree--again!
CAT (thinking): It’s my favorite Christmas tradition!
1954 Artist Unknown Recreation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Feline Fashion & Eggnog Expert: Mike Pascale
DJP.lk54Xmas_MP
Artist unknown. From the story "Chip on Her Shoulder" in Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.
WOMAN: Ugh! You peed under the tree--again!
CAT (thinking): It’s my favorite Christmas tradition!
1954 Artist Unknown Recreation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Feline Fashion & Eggnog Expert: Mike Pascale
DJP.lk54Xmas_MP
Artist unknown. From the story "Chip on Her Shoulder" in Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.
“Especially ugly ones that look like Peter Lorre!”
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“Oh no. You see. When they say Dan doesn’t like pussies, they mean something completely different.”
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“I’m sorry. I was distracted by a bout of motion sickness after looking at you hideous blouse. You were saying something about Dan?”
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“But if I get rid of my cats, what will I eat this winter?”
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“Cat urine or Dan’s cologne. I made my choice sister.”
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“But if I get rid of my cats, what will I put on my Youtube channel?!?”
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