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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on April 16, 2019 at 9:05 pm

   “So here he accidentally bumps into you and…

   …BAM! That restraining order goes right back in to effect!”
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   …then throws the car in reverse to ‘accidentally’ bump into you again.”
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   …you have sex with him, but this time you’re straight up sober.”
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   …you have sex with him, his brother, and a friend of theirs named Earl; but this time you’re straight up sober.”
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   …he still says ‘to-may-to’ and you still say ‘to-mah-to’. Really. You should call the whole thing off.”
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   …he hasn’t yet realized that he used to know you as Bruno Lobosky, the guy he spent that awkward but intriguing afternoon in the gym shower with.”
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   …the whole situation is awkward because the rabbit died, and is in fact the same rabbit I’m cooking up in a lovely orange and brandy sauce for you to serve him as his main course. Wow. You do have a complicated sex life, don’t you?”

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     John on April 20, 2019 at 2:13 pm

     Complicated sex life? You bet! But since Bruno stopped dating Jessica Rabbit and started wearing her clothing, life has been oh, so much more interesting.

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