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SCENE: A man in a superhero suite (Doll Man) battles an ant that's even bigger than he is. In the background, a woman lets another ant out of a box.
DOLL MAN: Ants?!!B-but I thought you wanted to introduce me to your family!
WOMAN: Oh, I do! Aunt Hilda and Aunt Berta......meet dinner!
CAPTION: Will Dollman cry “Uncle?” Find out in:
“The Maiden Ants! of Murder St.”
Lunch with them was no picnic!
1946 Art: Reed Crandall from Doll Man story in Feature Comics #103
Pest Control: John Lustig
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DOLL MAN: Ants?!!B-but I thought you wanted to introduce me to your family!
WOMAN: Oh, I do! Aunt Hilda and Aunt Berta......meet dinner!
CAPTION: Will Dollman cry “Uncle?” Find out in:
“The Maiden Ants! of Murder St.”
Lunch with them was no picnic!
1946 Art: Reed Crandall from Doll Man story in Feature Comics #103
Pest Control: John Lustig
fc103p01
He needs that special suit used by Marvel’s Ant Man. Then there’d be no need for that silly cape and booty slippers.
Maybe I shouldn’t criticize his booty slippers. Must be hard to find size minus 12.
Good booty slippers are hard to find at any size. But size 12 slippers are such a teensy, tiny share of the booty market. Good luck finding any!
Love your new eyes? Bet you do!
Now here’s some fashionable footwear for Doll Man:
https://twitter.com/infinitystuff16/status/1728435506281947557
I just realized that, as female ants/aunts, that makes them queens.
So as an old man trying to connect with the youth:
“Slay, Queen!!”