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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on September 11, 2022 at 7:21 pm

   Things she doesn’t have to do now that Unseen Guy knows about Healy:

   Claim that the stains on her pantyhose were the result of a freak accident while whipping up a box of instant vanilla pudding.
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   Claim that the voice from the bedroom was just the TV in there being on too loud.
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   Deny that Mr. Potato Head is her lover.
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   Come up with a plausible explanation as to why all her panties smell like Old Spice.
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   Lie about why all of Unseen Guy’s jock straps keep disappearing, only to turn up days later in the porn theater’s lost and found.
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   Explain what smells like unwashed, week old gym socks. Cos…oh yeah…Healy’s here.
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   Announce who she’s voting for in the Town’s Cheesiest Mustache contest.

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     John on September 11, 2022 at 9:02 pm

     Just a couple of quick reactions to your hilarious comments, Jams:

     Don’t all women (and most men) always deny that Mr. Potato Head is their lover?

     When it comes to Cheesiest Mustache, I hope I get her vote!

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   Gale Vester on September 12, 2022 at 1:11 am

   “why all her panties smell like Old Spice.”

   Could it be that Spice has a best-by date? Could it be that the Spice Girls aren’t girls any longer? Regardless, “the spice must flow,” as noted in the movie (and novel) “Dune.”

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