Original Vintage Art & Text
The Abby Amour miniseries runs every Friday. Dialogue by Tony Isabella. If you’ve missed some episodes, no problem. You can catch them here:
Transcript:
SCENE: Abby and Johnny are in a Jeep.
LOGO: The Loves of Abby Amour
JOHNNY: You sure you wanna go to the base hospital, Lt.?
JOHNNY: I’ve got medicinal tequila in my barracks.
ABBY: I’d rather take my chances…
ABBY: …with the food poisoning!
CAPTION: To be continued…
1953 Art: Frank Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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↓ Transcript
SCENE: Abby and Johnny are in a Jeep.
LOGO: The Loves of Abby Amour
JOHNNY: You sure you wanna go to the base hospital, Lt.?
JOHNNY: I’ve got medicinal tequila in my barracks.
ABBY: I’d rather take my chances...
ABBY: ...with the food poisoning!
CAPTION: To be continued...
1953 Art: Frank Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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LOGO: The Loves of Abby Amour
JOHNNY: You sure you wanna go to the base hospital, Lt.?
JOHNNY: I’ve got medicinal tequila in my barracks.
ABBY: I’d rather take my chances...
ABBY: ...with the food poisoning!
CAPTION: To be continued...
1953 Art: Frank Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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“A penny for your thoughts!”
“It’s worth a lot more!”
“Come on! Tell me!”
“Well! I was just wondering! Why! Oh Why! Do we keep overemphasizing the ends of all our sentences! Like someone was writing Exclamation Points after everything we say!”
“Well they say the Exclamation Mark is the Phallic Symbol of the Punctuation World! And I’m definitely feeling phallic right now!”
“Oh Scuzzy Guy in a Jeep! You make grammar naughty!”
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“A penny for your thoughts!”
“It’s worth a lot more!”
“Uh…no. I doubt that. See when I offered you a penny, I was expecting change.”
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What would the Colonel say if he knew…
…”Why are you guys having sex in an open Jeep in the middle of a large patch of poison ivy?”
…”I wonder why they both keep overemphasizing the ends of their sentences? It’s like they’re reading a script where all the lines end with exclamation points…”
…”Well someone just volunteered for a suicide mission, didn’t they?”
…”Well two can play at that game you cheating tramp! I’m gonna go home and sleep with my wife!”
…”Meh. I’ve slept with him. He’s less an exclamation point and more a semi colon.”
TOLD you she’d puke on him!!
Mmm … probably shouldn’t mention sex and colon in the same sentence. Some people might not approve. 🙂
Good one! LOL!
I hope she realizes he wasn’t talking about a coin but a woman named Penny and that he was hoping to get in on some girl on girl lesbian action
I always get a kick out of seeing folks attempting to spell the sound someone makes when they barf, and has anyone else noticed (while I’m on the topic) that it’s much easier to spell the many forms of a fart then a barf or a belch?
Just wondering…