Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Dick Giordano from the story “The Scratch of Death” in Nurse Betsy Crane #13, Oct. 1961. Charlton Comics. Click link to read the entire vintage comic book for free.
Transcript:
SCENE: A nurse has one hand to her head and seems unhappy as she talk to another nurse. Both are wearing old-fashioned nurse’s caps and capes.
NURSE: Oh, Anita! I’m so horny for Dr. Beatty! He’s got the biggest…health care plan I’ve ever seen!
1961 Pencils (& Possibly inks): Charles Nicholas
Recreation and Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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SCENE: A nurse has one hand to her head and seems unhappy as she talk to another nurse. Both are wearing old-fashioned nurse's caps and capes.
NURSE: Oh, Anita! I’m so horny for Dr. Beatty! He’s got the biggest...health care plan I’ve ever seen!
1961 Pencils (& Possibly inks): Charles Nicholas
Recreation and Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
DJP.lk57
NURSE: Oh, Anita! I’m so horny for Dr. Beatty! He’s got the biggest...health care plan I’ve ever seen!
1961 Pencils (& Possibly inks): Charles Nicholas
Recreation and Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
DJP.lk57
“He’s always been so gentle…so kind…
…so hung…”
…so what if he likes men? Our love can overcome anything!”
…I’m sure that jury just made a mistake when they handed down the verdict.”
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“There must be some explanation for this. You’re not the kind who gets infatuated with just anyone who comes along…
…Cos if you were, oh the things I and the vegetables in my fridge would be doing to you!”
…Oh, who am I kidding?! If you were a Hostess snack cake, you’d be a Ho Ho! If you were construction equipment, you’d be a backhoe! If you were a music festival, you’d be a hoedown! You get what I’m saying? You’re a ho! Own it!”
If that doctor has a health plan, I’M horny for him!!!