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MAN (to woman): That gorgeous blonde in the red dress with the plunging neckline? Honest, I barely noticed her!
1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Character Color: Dan McConnell
Plunging Punchlines: John Lustig
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1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Character Color: Dan McConnell
Plunging Punchlines: John Lustig
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I never understood the getting mad because he looked. He is with you, not with her. If you could just pick a girl up by looking at them, the girl would never get off of her own street.
Realistically, I would have no chance with any woman that deserves to be looked at.
It doesn’t take much to distract…
https://imgur.com/gallery/charlie-chaplin-invents-distracted-boyfriend-meme-1922-frOoLQg#/t/distracted_boyfriend
On a different concern, is Jams OK?
Perhaps you need to fine tune your situational awareness?
https://i.imgur.com/7EY2bBg.jpeg
Try mentally swapping places. She’s drooling over some guy who works out…
What’s the problem? it was just a quick glance.
Tom,
You and me, both, bro..Gerry Fitzgerald
I was in a restaurant many years ago with my girlfriend. We were sitting there talking when I saw a flash of bright red pass by our table (and that’s ALL I saw). My girlfriend proceeded to give me hell about me looking at the (apparently) gorgeous woman who walked by. I never did see more than the flash of red.
Sitting in a pool, no contacts in because chlorine. I’m nearsighted. My smoking hot girlfriend (great body, anyway) in a suit that was basically damp lingerie was being hot and getting me “excited” when a woman across the pool gets out of the water. The motion got my attention, so I glanced over. I could barely see her, but of course the GF gets upset, jumps out, and leaves.
I had to stay in the pool and “cool off”. And since I didn’t immediately chase her…. oy…
It is Monday the 11th– did not get the email copy and when I came here it is not here, either– glitch in the system?
Yikes! Thanks for letting me know. The page is up now. And the e-mails for the mailing list should go out in the next few minutes.