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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on April 24, 2025 at 7:45 pm

   So he lured Tiger Girl by having intense sex at parallel angles?
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   “Tiger Girl won’t be around to queer our plan…

   …She’s been banned on Tik Tok after all. And you can’t be queer if you’re not on Tik Tok.”

   …Our plan already identifies by fail/failure pronouns. We don’t need her help.”

   …That’s why we’re bringing in Ellen Page.”
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   “Good work Bletcher!…

   …I mean on setting up Tiger Girl. Not on having that name.”

   …I didn’t believe you when you said your nipples could hypnotize everyone at the entire G20 summit. But I stand corrected!”

   …The sight of your penis has cured my depression and makes me want to live!”
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   Why it would be a bad idea for Tiger Girl to be there when the natives showed up:

   One side is all about Drake. The other side is all about Kendrick Lamar.

   Tiger Girl is the resident Karen on the Natives’ HOA board.

   Back in the 80s, they performed as Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam. And…well…you’ve that seen that “After the Music” special…
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   What the guy with the towel is thinking:

   Please tell me to stop before I go any lower…Please tell me to stop before I go any lower…

   Wait. Was this the towel I was using to dry off with after my crab treatment?

   I knew my Art History Masters would open up doors for me!

   It would be creepy if I started singing Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” right now, wouldn’t it?
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   I hear next issue, Fight Comics is going to publish the long promised Tiger Girl/Wambi Jungle Boy team up! That would be Last Kisserific!

   Have a good weekend.

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