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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on March 31, 2024 at 8:13 pm

   “Oh Dave!…

   …I’ve had you. I chose the “grass” part of “ass, gas, or grass” please.”

   …Of course I want you Swipe-Left-I mean…Dave!”

   …I have a bland personality and cheek bloat. Other options aren’t a thing for me.”

   …Is now a bad time to mention you have some broccoli stuck in your teeth?”

   …Maybe we should have had this discussion before we stuffed that dead hooker in the trunk.”

   …Just to be clear…what you’re saying is that you don’t have a job right now, right?”

   …You have four kids by four other women. I’m prone to violence. And we meet two hours ago in a Vegas buffet line. How could this be anything but a good idea?”

   …You had me at “I’ll”…”

   …I know I said I’d do anything for a Klondike Bar. But…”

   …This situation is just like that old beer commercial. My heart is saying. “tastes great”. But my vagina is saying, “less filling”. ”

   …My common sense says no. But my self loathing says, “You must burn like Hitler in Hell!” So yes. Sounds great.”
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     Dave Dell on April 1, 2024 at 4:47 am

     “Cheek Bloat”. Nice…

     If it was a woman it could be cute “Chipmunk Cheeks”.

     Dave: I want to make love to you badly.

     Diane: You mean you badly want to make love to me.

     Dave: I know my limitations.

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