Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Frank Frazetta in the story “A Love of My Own” in Personal Love #24, 1953. Published by Eastern Color. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.
The Abby Amour miniseries runs every Friday. Dialogue by Tony Isabella. If you’ve missed any episodes, no problem. You can catch here:
Transcript:
CAPTION: Abby. Food-poisoning. Impaired thinking. Heading to base hospital. Almost hit by jeep driven by this meathead. And now this…
JOHNNY SACHO: You don’t look so good, doll. I can help. JOHNNY: I’m certified in mouth-to-mouth. ABBY (thought): Dear God, please don’t let me die…
ABBY (thought): …with this ape pawing me.
CAPTION: To be continued
1953 Art: Frank Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
And Now This…
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LOGO: The Loves of Abby Amour
CAPTION: Abby. Food-poisoning. Impaired thinking. Heading to base hospital. Almost hit by jeep driven by this meathead. And now this...
JOHNNY: You don’t look so good, doll. I can help. JOHNNY: I’m certified in mouth-to-mouth. ABBY (thought): Dear God, please don’t let me die...
ABBY (thought): ...with this ape pawing me.
CAPTION: To be continued
1953 Art: Frank Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
And Now This...
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CAPTION: Abby. Food-poisoning. Impaired thinking. Heading to base hospital. Almost hit by jeep driven by this meathead. And now this...
JOHNNY: You don’t look so good, doll. I can help. JOHNNY: I’m certified in mouth-to-mouth. ABBY (thought): Dear God, please don’t let me die...
ABBY (thought): ...with this ape pawing me.
CAPTION: To be continued
1953 Art: Frank Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
And Now This...
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Say it Bill!
“I-I-I…have to tell you where this finger has been…”
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“I-I-I…put the lime in the coconut and I shook it all up Lila. I shook it all uuuuuupppp!”
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“I-I-I…shaved off all my body hair Lila! And now my boxers feel so free and open!”
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“I-I-I…I can only get aroused when I see a character from The Simpsons. That’s right! I’m a Homersexual!”
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“I-I-I…I’m the one who thought it was a good idea to rerelease “Morbius” because of memes! And I’m sorry! I’m so very sorry!”
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“I-I-I…I like bread and butter! I like toast and jam! I like the taste of Sunbeam bread! It’s my favorite brand!”
Maybe she could throw up in his mouth….
I-I-I Like Jams fine sense of humor.