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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on February 15, 2022 at 8:58 pm

   What the cow’s thinking in Panel 1…

   …”How come they’re both in shadows except for her breasts and his nose?”

   …”Wine? Tonic? What are they raising on this farm? Alcoholics?”

   …”I can watch these two dweebs or stare at that cow pie. Cow pie it is.”

   …”And now for my Anita Ward impersonation. You can ring my beeeee-eeee-lll. Ring my bell. Ding a ling a ling.”
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   “I never want to leave this place Clem. It’s what I’ve always wanted.”

   “I’m glad you feel this way Vicky…Because there’s been something I’ve been meaning to tell you…

   …You see, I’m in the habit of killing blondes and feeding their bodies to that cow from panel 1. I trained Elsie to consume human flesh.”

   …You see, I’m planning on moving away. Far, far away. To someplace where I will never have to see you again.”

   …You see, I like wearing your dirty panties. They make me feel so free!”
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   After his show was cancelled, Howdy Doody had a hard time finding work. He was forced to do a lot of farm porn, staring in films with titles like “Momism or Me”, “A River Runs Through Her”, and “Little Whorehouse on the Prairie”.

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     Gale Vester on February 16, 2022 at 4:37 am

     ‘ …You see, I like wearing your dirty panties. They make me feel so free!”’

     I’ve _met_ that guy!!

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   Gale Vester on February 16, 2022 at 4:38 am

   Ah, yes!! The squirrel has gathered them up, these two nuts…and they admit it!!

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