Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Kiss Me Tonight” in First Kiss #7, Feb. 1959.
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SCENE: Woman in bed--dreaming/thinking of a man.
MAN (in dream): Ignore the restraining order! Stalk me!
WOMAN: I’m sure he’ll say that next time...instead of Tasering me!
1959 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia New Color: Allen Freeman
Taser™ & Handcuff Salesman: John Lustig
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MAN (in dream): Ignore the restraining order! Stalk me!
WOMAN: I’m sure he’ll say that next time...instead of Tasering me!
1959 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia New Color: Allen Freeman
Taser™ & Handcuff Salesman: John Lustig
7.3.4.2
FK07_14_1-3
https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=61885
lk20250328
Back in my Navy days, if someone did an oopsie and got shocked, we called it “doing the 60 hertz shuffle”.
I guess this woman likes the Taser Two Step.
VIII Verily, verily, I say unto thee, never service equipment alone, for electrical cooking is a slow process, and thou might sizzle in thy own fat upon a hot circuit for hours on end before thy maker sees fit to end thy misery and drag thee into his fold.
Can’t paste pictures here, so I’ll just have to type it out:
“Warning!!! Not only will this kill you, you will die slowly and painfully!”
Dave, I’m stealing yours, by the way!!
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