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   Fine jams and jellies since 1982 on December 31, 2018 at 11:19 pm

   “Ohhhh, trust me on this one: I’ve never come with Bill.”
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   “Remember when you entered the cake walk and they told you that you had won a vanilla tart and that it would be available for pick up later? Well it’s later and I’m here.”
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   “I am Bill silly! Didn’t you notice I was leading the whole time we were dancing?”
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   “Oh, let’s not worry about Bill. Or Evan. Or Carlo. Or Jason. Though Jason does have a gun and has been drinking. But I’m pretty sure you could take him. Where was I? Oh yeah. Or Tom. Or Daphne. Or..”
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   “You have a job. Bill doesn’t. Next question?”

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   Peter Bromwich on January 1, 2019 at 4:17 am

   What a start to the New Year! The finest humourists there are joining forces! I cannot wait for more.

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   Dave Dell on January 1, 2019 at 5:55 am

   Jams – “Vanilla Tart” Good one. I laughed so hard I peed a little.

   John, Thanks for the bonus ‘toon.

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   Dave Dell on January 1, 2019 at 6:13 am

   John, Jams, et al, Happy New Year! Forgot for a bit that it’s 2019.

   Plus I just noticed the vanilla tart’s ‘Ivanka Trump Like Neck’. Does she have an extra vertebrae or two? Ivanka I mean.

   “See me home” There’s a line of dialogue I’ve read but never experienced. That’s just old school adorable.

   “Take me home, meet my four cats, fix the drippy faucet…” Now THAT I’ve experienced.

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     Fine jams and jellies since 1982 on January 1, 2019 at 2:48 pm

     Happy New Year to you as well Dave

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