by John | Oct 27, 2022 | Uncategorized
The Abby Amour miniseries runs every Friday. If you’ve missed any previous episodes, no problem. You can catch them here:
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Al Williamson and Frank Frazetta from the story “An Invitation to Murder!” in John Wayne Adventure Comics #7, Dec. 1950. Published by Toby. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.
Transcript:
CAPTION: The Loves of Abby Amour
CAPTION: Abby answers more questions!
TEXT: Dearest Abby:
I hear you might leave the military. If so, perhaps you could become a lingerie model! I’ve got some underwear you can model. (Only slightly used.) And God knows I’d hire you—at least for an evening! Maybe two if you’re into latex!
—Fruit of the Loom
Dear Fruit:
Thanks for the offer, but I might become anactress. With my talent and special ability* I’m sure I’d be in demand!
—Abby
SCENE: Image of Abby with John Wayne
ABBY: Duke, if you don’t already have a Duchess, can I apply for the position?
JOHN WAYNE: Just one position? I know lots! Let’s go for several!
TEXT: Dearest Abby:
What are you dressing up as for Halloween? Something sexy and fabulous I bet!
—Not A Stalker (Despite All the Arrests)
Dearest Stalker:
You bet I am! I’m going as myself! What could be sexier and more fabulous than that?
—Abby
TEXT: *See last Friday’s Abby Amour comic for details about Abby’s nuclear-powered ability to change her appearance–and look better than you!
John Wayne Art: Al Williamson & Frank Frazetta
Abby Alone: Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Fabulous Me: John Lustig
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: The Loves of Abby Amour
CAPTION: Abby answers more questions!
TEXT: Dearest Abby:
I hear you might leave the military. If so, perhaps you could become a lingerie model! I’ve got some underwear you can model. (Only slightly used.) And God knows I’d hire you—at least for an evening! Maybe two if you’re into latex!
—Fruit of the Loom
Dear Fruit:
Thanks for the offer, but I might become anactress. With my talent and special ability* I’m sure I’d be in demand!
—Abby
SCENE: Image of Abby with John Wayne
ABBY: Duke, if you don’t already have a Duchess, can I apply for the position?
JOHN WAYNE: Just one position? I know lots! Let’s go for several!
TEXT: Dearest Abby:
What are you dressing up as for Halloween? Something sexy and fabulous I bet!
—Not A Stalker (Despite All the Arrests)
Dearest Stalker:
You bet I am! I’m going as myself! What could be sexier and more fabulous than that?
—Abby
TEXT: *See last Friday’s Abby Amour comic for details about Abby’s nuclear-powered ability to change her appearance--and look better than you!
John Wayne Art: Al Williamson & Frank Frazetta
Abby Alone: Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Fabulous Me: John Lustig
by John | Oct 20, 2022 | Uncategorized
The Abby Amour miniseries runs every Friday. If you’ve missed any previous episodes, no problem. You can catch them here:
↓ TranscriptBANNER: The Loves of Abby Amour
CAPTION: Abby answers your questions!
LONG CAPTION: Dearest Abby:
Your hair and eye color keep changing in the
comics. Who’s responsible for this foul up?
—-Nuts About You
Dear Nuts:
No one! The Last Kiss team never makes mistakes!
For example, the recent radiation
leaks at the Last Kiss Mansion
were all planned and totally safe.
(Many of our employees aren’t
even suing us. And they’re
expected to live happy, healthy
lives for months. Maybe even
years!)
By the way, radiation is also the cause for my
constantly changing hair and eye colors. According to Last Kiss head honcho John Lustig, it’s because
I was bitten by a radioactive beautician. I don’t
remember it. But why would John (and his attorney)
lie to me?
IMAGE: Abby Amour
IMAGE: Monster/Employee
CAPTION FOR MONSTER: One of many happy, healthy, slightly radioactive Last Kiss minions!
Abby Art: Frank Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Radioactive Employee Art: A.I. Smartie
Glow-in-the-Dark Writing: John Lustig
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by John | Oct 13, 2022 | Uncategorized
Written by the legendary
Tony Isabella, the Abby Amour miniseries runs every Friday. If you missed any previous episodes, no problem. You can catch them here:
Original Vintage Art & Text
Transcript:
SCENE: The Colonel kisses Abby on the cheek.
LOGO: The Loves of Abby Amour
CAPTION: As their surprisingly romantic dinner ended, Abby thought the Colonel
finished strong.
COLONEL: Thank you, my dear. I hope we can do this again.
ABBY (thinks): He’s actually very sweet. But he missed my lips. We’ll have to work on that.
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: The Colonel kisses Abby on the cheek.
LOGO: The Loves of Abby Amour
CAPTION: As their surprisingly romantic dinner ended, Abby thought the Colonel
finished strong.
COLONEL: Thank you, my dear. I hope we can do this again.
ABBY (thinks): He’s actually very sweet. But he missed my lips. We’ll have to work on that.
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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by John | Sep 29, 2022 | Uncategorized
Written by the legendary
Tony Isabella, the Abby Amour miniseries runs every Friday. If you missed any previous episodes, no problem. You can catch them here:
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Frank Frazetta in the story “A Love of My Own” in Personal Love #24, 1953. Published by Eastern Color. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.
Transcript:
SCENE: Abby and Colonel Bluster are still having dinner.
CAPTION: The Loves of Abby Amour
COLONEL BLUSTER: Lt. Amour…Abby…I’m don’t want to speak to you as your commanding officer.
COLONEL BLUSTER: May I speak to you as a man?
ABBY: Of course, Colonel. Your voice would need to be a lot higher to speak to me as a woman!
1953 Art: Frank Frazetta
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Abby and Colonel Bluster are still having dinner.
CAPTION: The Loves of Abby Amour
COLONEL BLUSTER: Lt. Amour...Abby...I’m don’t want to speak to you as your commanding officer.
COLONEL BLUSTER: May I speak to you as a man?
ABBY: Of course, Colonel. Your voice would need to be a lot higher to speak to me as a woman!
1953 Art: Frank Frazetta
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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by John | Sep 22, 2022 | Uncategorized
Written by the legendary
Tony Isabella, the Abby Amour miniseries runs every Friday. If you missed any previous episodes, no problem. You can catch them here:
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Frank Frazetta in the story “A Love of My Own” in Personal Love #24, 1953. Published by Eastern Color. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.
Transcript:
SCENE: Colonel Blunder and Abby Amour are having drinks at a restaurant. He reaches across the table to hold her hand and they are gazing into each others’ eyes.
CAPTION: The Loves of Abby Amour
COL. BLUSTER: It’s inappropriate for a commanding officer to ask a subordinate out for drinks…but I had to try to talk you out of resigning. The unit won’t be the same without you!
ABBY: Colonel Bluster, your unit…I mean…the unit will soldier on just fine. You’re known for your rigid standards of excellence!
COL. BLUSTER: *ulp*
1953 Art: Frank Frazetta
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Colonel Blunder and Abby Amour are having drinks at a restaurant. He reaches across the table to hold her hand and they are gazing into each others' eyes.
CAPTION: The Loves of Abby Amour
COL. BLUSTER: It’s inappropriate for a commanding officer to ask a subordinate out for drinks...but I had to try to talk you out of resigning. The unit won’t be the same without you!
ABBY: Colonel Bluster, your unit...I mean...the unit will soldier on just fine. You’re known for your rigid standards of excellence!
COL. BLUSTER: *ulp*
1953 Art: Frank Frazetta
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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