Where Will You Live?

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "Castle on the Hill" from FIRST KISS #10, 1959.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Castle on the Hill” in FIRST KISS #10, 1959.

Hmm. If money was no object, where would you live?

Personally, I’d live in a time machine shaped like a police call box. It would, of course, be bigger inside than it looks.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Boyfriend Referrals

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "My Heart Had Wings" in FIRST KISS #17, 1960.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “My Heart Had Wings” in FIRST KISS #17, 1960.

When your ex tells other men about you and these men start showing up at your door, you should…

A) Feel flattered. (Your rating on Yelp is bound to go up!)

B) Invite these men in. (Good hospitality is always important!)

C) Validate their parking.

D) Be attentive. To show that you’re truly interested, ask them questions. For instance: Are they married?

E)  Then, pretend to believe them.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Raising Cats? Or Raising Cain?

Artist unknown. Art from "Chip on Her Shoulder" in Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.

Artist unknown. Art from “Chip on Her Shoulder” in Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.

What should Lucinda have raised that would’ve been less controversial than cats?

A. Cute, cuddly puppy dogs.

B. Unicorns.

C. Marijuana.

D. Tax deductions—uh, I mean children.

E. Killer tomatoes.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Taking My Happy Pills

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "Take My Number" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Take My Number” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961

The drugs are working! I’m insanely happy—even when I’m ironing. So far, I’ve ironed everything in the house—including my husband!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Joan Was Better!

Artist unknown. From the story "Deception" in ROMANTIC MARRIAGE #4, 1950.

Artist unknown. From the story “Deception” in ROMANTIC MARRIAGE #4, 1950.

I’m not beautiful or popular.

Or smart.

But at least I have good self-esteem!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

John Lustig at Comic Dungeon Aug. 10

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I’ll be signing autographs and showing off lots of cool Last Kiss goodies from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. this coming Sunday (Aug. 10) at Comic Dungeon here in Seattle. The C. Dungeon is holding it’s first mini-comic convention along with a huge sale.

If I’m not a enough reason for you to come, then there are other guests (including the fabulously talented David Lasky) as well as cosplayers and food trucks.

More details here.