If Loving You Is Wrong, I Don’t Want to Be Right

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from the story "I Took the Wrong Road" from DIARY LOVES #6, 1950.

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from the story “I Took the Wrong Road” from DIARY LOVES #6, 1950.

Peg’s Response:

Should I kiss you on the lips—or kick you in the groin? Which is the right thing to do? Who cares? Close your eyes and I’ll give you a surprise!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Marry Me, Darling!

Pencils by Dick Giordano from the story "Letter from Long Ago" in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

Pencils by Dick Giordano from the story “Letter from Long Ago” in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

I’m also taking it for granted that you’re rich.  And that marrying you won’t interfere with my work—reviewing bordellos.

If not, please take it for granted that the wedding is off.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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I Must Stop Thinking About Your Love Life

Artist unknown. From the story "Deception" from ROMANTIC MARRIAGE #4 (Ziff-Davis Publications), 1950.

Artist unknown. From the story “Deception” in ROMANTIC MARRIAGE #4 (Ziff-Davis Publications), 1950.

Or did you marry me because Doris ditched you; Freda filed a paternity suit; and Trisha tried to have you deported?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Home-Town Honey

Art by Vince Colletta from the story "Lucky Liz" from FIRST KISS #9, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Lucky Liz” from FIRST KISS #9, 1959.

In my home town calling someone “Honey” means…

—-You remind me of my grand daughter. The one who actually gives a damn and doesn’t have any slutty tattoos…that I know about.

—-You’re sweet. I like you. Very, very much. Can I borrow $20?

—-Hey, maybe we should go out sometime.

—-There’s a new motel on First Ave. with hourly rates. Wanna check it out?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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I Don’t Suppose You Like Sex

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the the story "His Future Bride" in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the the story “His Future Bride” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

HIM: I don’t suppose you’d care to have wild sex with me?

HER: Oh, but I would! I don’t suppose you’ll be as good your dad, though!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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What Sort of “Late” Are You?

Artist unknown. From the story "Censored" in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Late? How so? Are you…

—Late for dinner?

—Fashionably late?

—Late as in deceased? Passed on? No more? Ceased to be? Expired? Stiff? And possibly even dead?

—Late as in…holy pregnant pauses?!! Am I’m going to be a daddy?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.