Work for Nothing

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Made for Romance" in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Made for Romance” in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

Well, maybe not for nothing. But, gee…you’d think doing these Last Kiss comics would make us insanely rich. The way things are going I barely afford to buy a new yacht.

Meanwhile, back in the present…

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Don’t Leave! I’m Excited!

Artist unknown. Art from the story "Censored" in ALL-TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Artist unknown. Art from the story “Censored” in ALL-TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Baby, I live for the sort of excitement you cause! Stay and we’ll discover new ways to get excited—together!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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I’d Rather Talk to Homicidal Maniacs

Pencils by Dick Giordano from the story "Letter from Long Ago" in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

Pencils by Dick Giordano from the story “Letter from Long Ago” in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

In fact, here’s a partial list of people I’d rather talk to than you:

—escaped homicidal maniacs (who’d just like to come in for a moment to use my bathroom.)

—devil-worshiping telemarketers from hell.

—the inebriated ghost of Ayn Rand.

—Donald Trump’s wig.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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You Can’t Make Believe

Artist Unknown. BRIDE'S SECRETS #9, 1955.

Artist Unknown. BRIDE’S SECRETS #9, 1955.

 Guest Commentary by Ed Rosa: 

Little did Lenny know ‘Sam’ was the name Betty gave to her battery powered friend so he can escort her to ‘orgasm town’. Something Lenny never could do….

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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We Were Inseparable!

Artist unknown (although it's likely Vince Colletta.) From the story "You Can Never Tell" in FIRST KISS #10, 1959.

Artist unknown (although it’s likely Vince Colletta.) From the story “You Can Never Tell” in FIRST KISS #10, 1959.

We were inseparable! Then I went off to college and married someone else. But I never forgot…uh, What’s Her Name?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Clem Was Beginning to Think

Artist unknown. Panel art from the story "Momism or Me" in Great Lover Romances #16, 1951.

Artist unknown. Panel art from the story “Momism or Me” in Great Lover Romances #16, 1951.

For the first time, Clem was beginning to think about…

1. Girls! (They were different than boys—he was almost sure!)

2. Women! (They were different than girls—he was almost sure!)

3. His Mom? (She was different than…No! Must concentrate on something else. Such as…)

4. Space—the Final Frontier!

5. Lt. Uhura! (Yes!!!)

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.