Don’t Be Scared…

Don’t Be Scared…

Seriously, please vote!

Many thanks to my frequent partner in hilarity Mike Pascale for coming up with the idea for today’s gag.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Jack Keller from the story “Thunder on the Tracks” in Teenage Hotrodders #7, May 1964. Published by Charlton.

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SCENE: A happy man smoking a cigar and another man who appears to be scared or in shock as he holds his hands up to his cheeks. Behind them is a gloomy, but colorful Halloweenish background.

HAPPY MAN: Halloween’s over. Nothing to be afraid of now.

SCARED MAN: Except the election!

CAPTION: Don’t be scared! Vote!

1964 Art: Jack Keller New Character Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Horrific Humor: Mike Pascale & John Lustig

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Braaains?

Braaains?

This is a golden oldie from the Last Kiss Election archives with modified art (“zombification”) by the talented Mike Pascale!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “To Stella with Love” from First Kiss #3, 1958. Published by Charlton.

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ZOMBIE: BRAAAINS??

WOMAN: Sorry, I’m using mine to vote!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Non-Zombie Color: Allen Freeman
Zombification & Dead-On Dialogue: Mike Pascale

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A Labor of Lust

A Labor of Lust

Happy Labor Day from me and my frequent partner in hilarity Mike Pascale.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, 1959.

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WOMAN #1: My Labor Day party will have beer, burgers, buns and wieners!
WOMAN #2: Buns and…wieners? You mean…
WOMAN #1: Yup! Male strippers from... Big Bob’s Sausage Bar!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman & Mike Pascale
Bouncers: Mike Pascale & John Lustig

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She’s Branching Out for Arbor Day

She’s Branching Out for Arbor Day

Happy Arbor Day from me and my frequent partner in hilarity Mike Pascale.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Elopement” in First Kiss #4, July 1958. Charlton Comics.

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SCENE: A woman with a small suitcase is leaving a home's courtyard.

VOICE FROM OFF PANEL: You’re celebrating Arbor Day? How?!!

WOMAN: Isn’t it obvious? I’m leaf-ing you!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Dan McConnell
Have Puns, Will Babble: Mike Pascale & John Lustig

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Earthy Humor

Earthy Humor

My thanks to mischievous Mike Pascale for the great Earth Day gag!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by “Chasal” (Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani) from the story “Whose Broken Heart?” in First Kiss #15, July 1960. Charlton.

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SCENE: Man and woman are outside. The woman seems upset by what he says to her.

MAN: Climate change gets me hot!

WOMAN: One more reason to stop it!

Earth Day

1960 Art: "Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Earthy Humor: Mike Pascale

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