More Last Kiss fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Jack Keller from the story “Nationals, Part One: Building the Rod” in Teenage Hotrodders #6, Feb. 1964. Published by Charlton.
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LEFT GUY: Today’s football players are weak! Safety helmets and concussion protocols and penalties for not being sissies!
LEFT GUY: We were real men back in my day.
RIGHT GUY: Counterpoint. I still have my teeth and…
RIGHT GUY: ...I can count to ten without stopping.
MIDDLE GUY (thought): This again? Neither of them…
MIDDLE GUY (thought) ...ever got past rec league.
LEFT GUY: Today’s football players are weak! Safety helmets and concussion protocols and penalties for not being sissies!
LEFT GUY: We were real men back in my day.
RIGHT GUY: Counterpoint. I still have my teeth and…
RIGHT GUY: ...I can count to ten without stopping.
MIDDLE GUY (thought): This again? Neither of them…
MIDDLE GUY (thought) ...ever got past rec league.
I thought you just happened to me at a red light and rev’ed your engine and then go go go.
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What the guy in the middle of the last panel if probably thinking…
“Boy, these guys take their dildos seriously.”
“How come I’m the only one here who actually looks like a teenager?”
“Well at least all the infighting makes all my embezzlement easier.”
“Why do I keep hearing that music from the Star Trek episode where Kirk and Spock fight over that Vulcan chick?”
“Let’s see how this plays out. I’ve always wondered how a pissing contest between Gomer Pyle and Barney Fife would go down.”
“Michael Bolton was right. How can we be lovers if we can’t be friends?”
“I wonder when I should tell them the “dragster competition” is actually RuPaul’s new reality show?”
Gomer and Barney together at last. I didn’t care that much for either show, but I’d watch that!