A new Last Kiss by Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” in First Kiss #5, 1958. Published by Charlton.
Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 28.
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SCENE: Woman sitting, looking forward over what appears to be the back of a chair. Background indicates it may be a home office.
WOMAN: It’s dull here with the writers on strike.
WOMAN: I miss them hitting on me...
WOMAN: ...and how they’re so grateful...
WOMAN: ...when I let them take me out!
WOMAN: And even more grateful afterwards.
WOMAN: Once you’ve been with a writer...
WOMAN: ...no other lover will do!
CAPTION: A public service announcement from Last Kiss.
CAPTION: Support the writers (and actors) on strike!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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WOMAN: It’s dull here with the writers on strike.
WOMAN: I miss them hitting on me...
WOMAN: ...and how they’re so grateful...
WOMAN: ...when I let them take me out!
WOMAN: And even more grateful afterwards.
WOMAN: Once you’ve been with a writer...
WOMAN: ...no other lover will do!
CAPTION: A public service announcement from Last Kiss.
CAPTION: Support the writers (and actors) on strike!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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“Oh why did I ever become so involved?”
Possible answers include:
-The way he slathered you with cream cheese and enjoyed you like an Everything Bagel.
-Your obsession with losers. Oh don’t look at me like that. We broke up ages ago.
-The fact that after every time you had sex with him, you needed to wring the mattress out.
-The script. If you didn’t get involved with him, this would have been the shortest romance comic ever.
-You were on the rebound from that torrid affair with Wambi the Jungle Boy. Who wouldn’t throw themselves blindly into the first man they came across after something like that?
– Okay, “involved” is a bit misleading. You let him wear some of your pantyhose. Pictures were taken for his Instagram. He Venmo’d you a couple of bucks. That’s really more of a “arrangement” than an “involvement”.
– Your obsession with back hair. Oh don’t look at Dave Dell like that. The two of you broke up ages ago.
Seriously though, she looks less heartbroken and more like she’s scratching a mole on the underside of her chin. Just sayin’
Sigh… One tiny little tuft of lower back hair. No bigger than a square foot – give or take. Wax it into a duck tail on a dare and the nickname “duck ass” follows you your whole life. On the plus side, girls do seem to like the extra long corkscrew shaped penis.
How to support the writers strike? What can I, as an individual, do?
AI has made some writing strides but until it can do anything to compare to season 2, particularly episodes 4, 6, and 7, of ‘The Bear’ it’s just inane chat bot crap.
She’s pensive ever since she learned that Ralph, the writer, was not a Longfellow.
Sadly his name is EE Cummings. The “EE” standing for Early Edition. Much too Early Edition for her tastes.