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SCENE: Man and woman kissing.
WOMAN (thinking): all the lies and faked orgasms were worth it for…true love!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta
Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
True Humor: John Lustig
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SCENE: Man and woman kissing.
WOMAN (thinking): all the lies and faked orgasms were worth it for…true love!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta
Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
True Humor: John Lustig
DJP.lk103
WOMAN (thinking): all the lies and faked orgasms were worth it for…true love!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta
Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
True Humor: John Lustig
DJP.lk103
“I’d met a man at last! And this one wasn’t constructed of a bio-friendly polymer either!”
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“I’d met a man at last! And at first! Also second. Third. One hundred forty seventh…”
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And as she kissed him, the FBI’s Love-Sniper Team riddled their bodies with razor sharp, heart shaped Valentine’s Day cards.
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“I never did finish telling him off…I just sort of kept on telling him off again and again through the years of our long, torturous marriage.”
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What he told her with his kiss…
…”I’m your Dad’s gay lover! Let me show you what I was just doing with him!”
…”You’re rich! You’re easy! I’m willing to settle!”
…”We’ve replaced the man you thought you were kissing with dark, sparkling Folger’s Crystals. Let’s see if you can taste the difference!”
…”There ain’t no particular sign I’m more compatible with. I just need your extra time and your…(guitar riff)…Kiss…”
Razor-sharp hearts have been the death of many a man!
That’s funny, she never has a second cup of man at home…..
That’s because he’s not good to the last drop.
Not on GoComics? Still Horny Toad there (don’t lick a toad).
I apparently licked too many toads because I didn’t get this comic loaded onto GoComics in time for today. It’ll appear tomorrow, Dave.
I like reading the GoComics comments. None as good as Jams but pretty funny a lot of the time.