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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on February 1, 2022 at 8:56 pm

   This comic-The $100,000 Pyramid version:

   “You funny little beautiful darling”

   “Things you say when you’re trying to get laid!”

   “Things you call her after you admit you think her mom is hot!”
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   “What Paul?”

   “I love you!..

   …but not enough to give you the last life vest.” (Pushes her over the railing)

   …Almost as much as I love your brother!”

   …Especially the way your tonsils taste like blue raspberry flavor!”

   …Enough to overlook those four really gross red clover shaped moles on the side of your neck!”

   …So is it okay if I post that video on the internet?”

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   PKM on February 2, 2022 at 4:41 pm

   Him:
   You funny little beautiful darling, of course I understand. But I want you to understand something, too.

   Her:
   What, Paul?

   Him:

   – I just farted!

   – Your breath just reeks!

   – My name is really Pauline!

   – I can see your “granny panties”. In fact, the whole world can. Did you have to wear the see-through skirt?

   – Pattern baldness… it’s not just for men, hint hint.

   – I bet all of our money on the three legged dog that peed before the race. In fact, I bet you too. The men will be by to pick you up soon.

   – You were born to rock, you’ll never be an opera star (bonus points to whoever can name where that came from).

   That’s all I’ve got.

   Have a great evening!

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