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TEXT: Dear Mr. Last Kiss:
The billionaires I date all need more tax cuts and can barely afford to pay my blackmail and breast enhancement bills!
But I hear comics are a great investment! So I know comic fans must all be super rich!
And it breaks my heart to think of them being all alone…when they spend all
that money!
So please tell your readers to contact me right away…while I’m still in near mint condition!
I’m looking forward to falling hopelessly in love with at least one of them!
Smooches,
Lotta Von Tramp
77 Bigbucks St.
Sleazeville,
NV 89135
Art Codes: 12.2.6.4 & 12.2.6.2
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TEXT: Dear Mr. Last Kiss:
The billionaires I date all need more tax cuts and can barely afford to pay my blackmail and breast enhancement bills!
But I hear comics are a great investment! So I know comic fans must all be super rich!
And it breaks my heart to think of them being all alone…when they spend all
that money!
So please tell your readers to contact me right away…while I’m still in near mint condition!
I’m looking forward to falling hopelessly in love with at least one of them!
Smooches,
Lotta Von Tramp
77 Bigbucks St.
Sleazeville,
NV 89135
Art Codes: 12.2.6.4 & 12.2.6.2
The billionaires I date all need more tax cuts and can barely afford to pay my blackmail and breast enhancement bills!
But I hear comics are a great investment! So I know comic fans must all be super rich!
And it breaks my heart to think of them being all alone…when they spend all
that money!
So please tell your readers to contact me right away…while I’m still in near mint condition!
I’m looking forward to falling hopelessly in love with at least one of them!
Smooches,
Lotta Von Tramp
77 Bigbucks St.
Sleazeville,
NV 89135
Art Codes: 12.2.6.4 & 12.2.6.2
I always looked for “near mint” condition in my girlfriends and wives. Found it once and quickly realized that “lightly played” was a much better match.