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   Fine jams and jellies since 1982 on April 22, 2018 at 10:04 pm

   “Well, that and the spanking…”
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   “Plus I don’t go for girls who use lipstick to brush their teeth.”
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   Diane: “But I didn’t have sex with my Dad…that much…”
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   Diane: “No! If you were like my Dad, you’d be sleeping with my Mom! Wait…why are you smiling like that?”
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   Diane: “Okay. But are you still going to give me that candy you promised when I got in the back of your van?”
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   Diane: “I never thought of you as my father! First of all, you’re never drunk!”

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   Dave Dell on April 23, 2018 at 2:53 am

   Good ones Jams! I particularly like the brush with lipstick line.

   “There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.” Or, in this case, soon to be one of them.

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   J Short on April 23, 2018 at 5:40 am

   She was always forced to answer the question, “Who’s your Daddy?”

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