4 Comments

1. 

   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on August 30, 2017 at 10:55 am

   “I wanted to think of nothing but this great love we had for each other…

   …but all I could think of was tacos! All the varieties of wonderful, succulent tacos! Fajitas! Tex Mex Crispy Shell! El Pastor! Pescadora! Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!”

   …but all I could think about was how to keep from cutting that huge fart I had been holding in since Taco Bell!”

   …but I kept hearing that little voice saying ‘Uh, maybe now would be a good time to tell Greg you’re actually his long lost twin sister’.”

   …but every time I closed my eyes, I kept seeing the Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials making out with the Geico Gekko.”

   …but I kept getting distracted by the way he was squeezing my shoulder blades, smacking his lips, and whispering ‘Yeah, that’ll make a nice brisket’.”

   Reply
2. 

   dgmiller on August 30, 2017 at 11:56 am

   to fj&js1982: Your additions are always excellent. Keep it up, both you and John keep me coming back for more!!

   Reply
   • 

     fine jams and jellies since 1982 on August 31, 2017 at 10:06 am

     Thanks. I appreciate it. And I agree. John rocks

     Reply
   • 

     John on August 31, 2017 at 11:22 am

     I agree completely about fine jam’s contributions. They’re terrific!

     Reply