I am—almost definitely—going to say “Yes!” But, first I promised to go out with a few other guys. I know that may seem odd. But—to be fair—many of them have already made motel reservations.
But don’t worry. It won’t take long. Check back with me in a week or—just to be on the safe side—20 years from now. In the meantime, I’ll start looking at wedding gowns.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Give me a few months to see if I can find somebody who doesn’t smoke in the friggin’ hay barn.
I was thinking along those lines, i.e. “I’m looking for someone with a longer life expectancy.” However, I was thinking more along the line of lung or throat cancer, while you pointed out a more immediate potential cause of his demise.
Why women live longer than men…
Any children they have will have pencil necks. Goodness me but that is a pair that shouldn’t breed.