Dinner or…Delectable You?

by | May 25, 2014 | Blog | 5 comments

Artist unknown from "Navy Bride" in G.I. War Brides #1, 1954.

Artist unknown from “Navy Bride” in G.I. War Brides #1, 1954.

So I’ve been at sea for 13 months (mostly without sex) and you think the first thing I want is dinner? Trust me, Sweetie, I haven’t been lying awake at nights dreaming of your cucumber salad.

Or even your meat loaf!

It’s you that I want. Delicious you!

Hmm. And, of course, a really good carrot cake—after (or even during) sex.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

5 Comments

  1. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell on May 26, 2014 at 4:30 am

    Now I have to go Google G.I.War Brides comic. As a side note, it looks like some sort of sticky goo got splashed on the lampshade.

  2. Tony Isabella
    Tony Isabella on May 26, 2014 at 6:34 am

    In this context, “dinner” is an euphemism.

    • John
      John on May 26, 2014 at 8:53 am

      I would certainly hope so!

  3. K
    K on May 26, 2014 at 2:50 pm

    Someone once told Readers Digest that she gave her neighbors something she found in a cookbook called “Better than Sex Cake.” Next morning she saw a sign in the neighbors’ bedroom: “SEND MORE CAKE. WE CAN’T DECIDE.”

  4. Hank G.
    Hank G. on May 26, 2014 at 4:04 pm

    She might have been dreaming of his cucumber salad, though.