SCENE: Closeup of a turkey.

TURKEY: I know what you’re thinking… I’m much too beautiful to eat!

CAPTION: Happy Thanksgiving...anyway!

from The Committee for Keeping Gobblers UnGobbled!*

*Paid for by Tom & Tallulah Belle Turkey

Adapted from an Unsplash photo by Milo Weiler
Head Turkey: John Lustig

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