Mummy Dearest

Mummy Dearest

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FEMALE MUMMY: I know what you’re thinking, but it’s not true! I’m not too wrapped up in myself! I want a real relationship…with a man! Or a woman! (Is there a difference? I forget!) So let’s meet and unwind together! Perhaps even go to a concert!*

CAPTION: *No rap music. But bonus points if you like ragtime!

Art: A.I. Hot Momma Magic
Mummy Loves Me Best: John Lustig

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Low-Cal, Sugar-Free Halloween

Low-Cal, Sugar-Free Halloween

Photo courtesy of Allen Freeman! You can follow model Caitlin Litzinger on Facebook.

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SCENE: A female vampire is reaching to wipe off the blood dripping from her mouth.

VAMPIRE: Halloween candy? No thanks! I’m on a liquid diet!

Model: Caitlin Litzinger Photo: Allen Freeman
Blood Bank Consultant: John Lustig

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Open Up!

Open Up!

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SCENE: A shadowy (probably female) figure can be seen dimly through a glass door. (Kinda looks like a shower door, but it could be a front door I suppose.)

FEMALE FIGURE: Hey, open up! Don’t be afraid! I’m not a fiend...who’s going to suck out your life force during sex! Althoughreally...would that be so bad? Oh, yeah. I forgot“ Trick or treat!”

Photo: Unsplash’s Joe deSousa Tricky Treats: John Lustig

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Ménage à Twisted

Ménage à Twisted

A new Last Kiss by Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Mike Sekowsky from the story “I Need Your Love” in New Romances #16, June 1953. Published by Standard. The story begins on Page 27.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

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SCENE: A smiling man dancing with a smiling woman as another smiling woman looks on.

MAN: What a trip! I never expected...


MAN: ...to have two girls tonight!


WOMAN: My sister and I share everything!


WOMAN: I promise you’ve never had...


WOMAN: ...a night like this!


CAPTION: True that. Because with Ron’s cash, credit cards...


CAPTION: ...clothes, car and kidneys...


CAPTION: ...this would be a most profitable night...


CAPTION: ...for the Bilger sisters!  

1953 Art: Mike Sekowsky
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Caffeine to the Rescue

Caffeine to the Rescue

Many cups of java and thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for “zombifying” this art.

(I can’t remember which of us came up with the gag. Often it’s a joint effort.)

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Second Time Around” in First Kiss #33, Aug. 1963. Charlton Comics. The story begins on Page 23.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

 

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PANEL #1 SCENE: A woman zombie is about the drink a cup of coffee.

SOUND EFFECT: SLURP!

PANEL #2 SCENE: The woman has drunk some coffee and is now alive and human.

WOMAN (thinking): I'm dead 'til my first cup!

I’m
dead ‘til
my first cup!

1963 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Restoration: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Zombification: Mike Pascale Caffeine Cravings: Pascale & Lustig