Great Kisser

Great Kisser

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Chasal (Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani) in the story “How He Came to Kiss Me” from FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

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Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman kissing.

WOMAN (thinks): I don’t know
anything about him…except he’s a great kisser. But…maybe that’s enough!

1961 Art: Chasal (Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani)
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira Dialogue & Lettering: John Lustig

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SCENE: Man and woman kissing.

WOMAN (thinks): I don’t know
anything about him...except he’s a great kisser. But…maybe that’s enough!

1961 Art: Chasal (Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani)
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira Dialogue & Lettering: John Lustig

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Exam Scam

Exam Scam

Huge kudos to long-time Last Kiss fan (and life-long wit) Jim Guida for today’s gag. Jim has written the dialogue for several Last Kiss gags now. And I’m happy to say that I suspect there will be more.

Although I’ve got a lot of doctor art in my archive, I didn’t have anything that quite fit my needs for this gag. So, I ended up putting together characters from two different stories. Unfortunately, they’re by two artists with very different styles. So, the art’s not as seamless as I’d like. But the reaction from the woman is perfect for the joke. So, I went with it!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Lee Elias from the story “My Beloved Doctor” in True Love #51, 1958.

Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story “Murder Mansion” in ADVENTURES INTO DARKNESS #5, 1952.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A male doctor is talking to his patient. In the background the patient (a woman) reacts with pop-eyed incredulity.

DOC: if you’ll
get your feet up in those stirrups, we’ll begin the exam.

WOMAN: Really? For an ear infection?

Doctor Art: Lee Elias Patient Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe

Guest Writer: Jim Guida Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: A male doctor is talking to his patient. In the background the patient (a woman) reacts with pop-eyed incredulity.



DOC: if you'll
get your feet up in those stirrups, we'll begin the exam.

WOMAN: Really? For an ear infection?

Doctor Art: Lee Elias Patient Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe

Guest Writer: Jim Guida Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Hair Today, Married Tomorrow

Hair Today, Married Tomorrow

I haven’t seen The Eagle, but IMDB’s description is intriguing. So I hope to watch it soon. You can see it for free here on YouTube.

 

 

 

Transcript: 

SCENE: A man with long, long sideburns (Rudolph Valentino) is kneeling in front of a woman (Vilma Banky.) He is staring lovingly into her eyes and she is looking into his eyes.

MAN: Marry me, Delilah!

WOMAN (thinking): I don’t want to change him! But when I do…those sideburns will be the first to go!

Image: Rudolph Valentino and Vilma Banky in the 1925 film The Eagle
New dialogue by John Lustig

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SCENE: A man with long, long sideburns (Rudolph Valentino) is kneeling in front of a woman (Vilma Banky.) He is staring lovingly into her eyes and she is looking into his eyes.

MAN: Marry me, Delilah!

WOMAN (thinking): I don’t want to change him! But when I do…those sideburns will be the first to go!

Image: Rudolph Valentino and Vilma Banky in the 1925 film The Eagle
New dialogue by John Lustig

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The Perfect Man

The Perfect Man

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Forced Meeting” in First Kiss #6, Nov. 1958.

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Transcript:

WOMAN: Someday I’ll marry the perfect man and we’ll LIVE happily ever after…after he leaves his wife, of course!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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WOMAN: Someday I’ll marry the perfect man and we’ll LIVE happily ever after...after he leaves his wife, of course!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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So Purty

So Purty

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

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Transcript:

SCENE: Handsome guy cups the chin of an attractive, young woman.

MAN: You like me? Ha! I admire your taste in men!

WOMAN: You’re a “man?” ut You’re so purty! You remind me of my ma!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Handsome guy cups the chin of an attractive, young woman.

MAN: You like me? Ha! I admire your taste in men!

WOMAN: You’re a “man?” ut You’re so purty! You remind me of my ma!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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