Artist unknown. Art from the story “Censored” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

You’ve invited a gazillion guests. But the catering budget for your wedding is only $67.95. The best way to make the food last is to...

—Have the police arrest most of the guests. (Start with the groom’s family. Those cheap SOBs give lousy gifts!)

—Explain that the food was prepared by terrorists. (The bomb squad has been called in.)

—Announce that you cooked everything yourself. You were only a little drunk at the time. And you’re almost sure you didn’t drop a bottle of poison in the soup. Well, at least not a whole bottle.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.