Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “My Heart Had Wings” in FIRST KISS #17, 1960.
When your ex tells other men about you and these men start showing up at your door, you should…
A) Feel flattered. (Your rating on Yelp is bound to go up!)
B) Invite these men in. (Good hospitality is always important!)
C) Validate their parking.
D) Be attentive. To show that you’re truly interested, ask them questions. For instance: Are they married?
E) Then, pretend to believe them.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Change the insignia a bit and he could be the Maytag Repairman. Or, possibly a gas station attendant from my father’s youth. Or a milkman.
True. I vote for milkman!