Art by Alice Kirkpatrick & Bill Ward from Diary Loves #5, 1950.
The secret to eating at five-star restaurants? Dating men who can afford it!
So I now rate all men on a scale of one to five.
One Star: Ugh! Expects me to pay for everything—when he’s not at my placing mooching free meals.
Two Stars: Wants to split the bill with me at Arby’s.
Three Stars: Offers to pay, but only dines out when he has a coupon. Or when it’s his birthday and he can get a free meal at Denny’s.
Four Stars: Takes me to restaurants (with real cloth napkins!) that don’t give me food poisoning—most of the time.
Five Stars: Five-star restaurants? Wine bottles with real corks? Fancy condom dispensers in the Ladies Room? I’m yours!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
