Art by John Tartaglione from “Dear Jilted” in Brides in Love #8, 1958.
Welcome to “the Most Boring Swinger’s Party of All Time!”
The schedule:
8-9 p.m.: Polite conversation about the weather.
9-10 p.m.: Tell a slightly dirty joke. Then apologize to your date. Apologize again. Keep apologizing—because really, it wasn’t that funny!
10-midnight: Dancing. Hands above the waist, young man!
12-12:30 a.m.: Thank the host and say goodbye. Then flee!!!
12:30-12:33 a.m.: Get in your car, buckle up and give your date a quick kiss. Then maybe another one.
12:33-12:34 a.m.: Sex. Orgasm optional.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
