You don’t like being mauled “that way?” Geez, that’s how I manhandle all the other women I date and they…well, come to think of it, they all hated it too!
Hmm. Maybe I’m just not dating the right women. I mean—it couldn’t be my fault, could it?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Rah Rah Ree… Kick him in the knee. Rah Rah Ralls… Kick him in the…… other knee.
Sis boom bah!
“You let go of me, Neil! I don’t like being mauled like that”
“Oh, I’m sorry! How did you want to be mauled?”
Though an adequate boyfriend in many respects, Neil failed to master any but the very broadest points of ‘mauling’ . . .