Artist unknown from G.I. War Brides #1, 1954.

Tell Janet you can’t take her out tonight because…

A) You’re recovering from a terrible shock. (Two women want you at the same time. And this time one of them isn’t your mom.)

B) You have a Date with Destiny. (Destiny D’Cupp—exotic square dancer extraordinaire.)

C) You’re too busy trying to be faithful to her. (You’ll succeed—eventually.)

D) You met a woman who reminds you of your mom—even more than Janet.

E) You give her a brilliant excuse—dreamed up by a Last Kiss reader—which she actually believes.

Suggestions?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.