Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from “How He Came to Kiss Me” in First Kiss #21, 1961.
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Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Gert? Gert! Get in here. We need a third party witness in case of a lawsuit. Oh, and bring the massage oils.
If it were 2014, Harry is the one who is going to need the third party witness, although, as the story about the family values congressman demonstrated yesterday, security cam may be sufficient to implicate the guilty.
If we had security cameras covering my characters, this site would get a lot more interesting (porn!) and I’d be making a lot more money. 🙂