Art by Charles Nicholas and Dick Giordano from First Kiss #28, 1962.
Keith’s sexual orientation was a cockpit controversy for years. Was he…
—A) gay?
—B) asexual?
—C) totally clueless?
—D) Or just…married to his job?
The answer: E) Keith is a robot. And he’s gay. (He’s married to the Men’s Room condom dispenser in Terminal 69.)
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
I didn’t think that they let Geoff Peterson in the “cock”pit after 9/11.
Also, there is the story about the coffee or tea at TWA. And flying United.
Jack, I’ll admit that as soon as I wrote the coffee, muffin joke for the Last Kiss version of this joke, I realized it was an update of the old “Coffee, Tea, or Me” book title from the 1960s: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee,_Tea_or_Me%3F
It’s still funny, though. So I ran with it.